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Hands Demotivational Poster


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.75/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .

JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?

TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

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Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...

I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...

LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.

Quality -

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs

LOOK MA - No Hands

TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic

HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time

A LOVE TO LAST FOR WHOLE ETERNITY - Near Her The Only Place You Feel Safe

WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...

TAGS: fingers g** straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a b********* reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.

IF..... - ...your happy and you know it.....

TAGS: clap your hands
Rating: 4.05/5

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forseti - August 13, 2012, 9:09 am
the spelling error ruins a sure 5 lion voting... :/
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 12:06 am
I do like to push the "PC" boundaries lol.
RonE - May 4, 2012, 12:42 pm
Considering I am missing most of my right hand and a good part of my right forearm... I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 7:05 am
Oh well, it's still funny as hell (which is appropriate).
holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice... made me laugh... good one
Swampfox - May 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
That's not right. Though it's probably a little insensitive of me to mention it.


HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....



CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!

TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice

MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"


Handsome -

TAGS: people 2 3 handsome
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 1:36 am
Heh heh

Cool is overrated -

TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.

fruit salad Backgammon -

TAGS: must wash hands now again
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Amen brother Bobb
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:24 pm
Yer never too old to play with yer food
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:47 am
Ah, but the spoon would get lonely if it’s face was pointed the other way…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - May 15, 2013, 4:54 am
5 equally spaced lined-up left to right Lions (I let the upside down spoon slide)



TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like

POWER - Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. It's ok cause we need the electricity.

TAGS: power hands
Rating: 3.71/5

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eldiabloloco - October 4, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fantastic picture and great post 5/5
Neener - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
Beautiful picture

Technology -

LOLCAT PAPARAZZI - I can haz a little privacy?

TAGS: lolcat paparazzi spoof doris mwlf is handsome
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 3:14 pm
This was screaming Cat Fancy Mag...
Sean - June 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
Probably the only time it was ever cool to talk/write LOLCAT. Great poster.

TWO THINGS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE - The bacon's not in a sammich And she didn't bring back beer in her free hand

TAGS: guess what the other hands doing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:30 am
LOL... Produce has the back-story down!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:15 am
Good poster, Random. I love how the woman has on the apron, but the guy is like, "Step aside, babe. I got this." The power of bacon...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:12 am
LOL... actually, it's to your credit that it's not where your mind went first, Produce... it's not healthy.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:11 am
*Usually* being the key word?
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:10 am
I was like..."Corona?" What the hell is Aggy sa--- *AND THEN IT HIT ME* I'm not usually that slow...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Either way, this poster is a perfect example of a fair and unbalanced view... 5L!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
If she's filling the bottle, then I'd call it Corona.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Is that what you call it?
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:05 am
I dunno... she may be creatively popping open the bottle in her left hand.

BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!

FOOTBALL - Toss it with your hands. Catch it with your hands. Run with it in your hands.

TAGS: football feet hands america
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

GSJ21 - July 4, 2010, 6:12 am
Well said, I rest my case
forseti - July 3, 2010, 5:54 pm
i really like the football pics, but i guess you chose a tough start with that! ;)


TAGS: jazz hands
Rating: 2.69/5

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LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Cold hands, warm heart!
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
How About A h*****b instead?....Naa, I'm good..


KEEP IT IN THE SHADOWS - because overachievers don't get invited to next year's sleepover


TAGS: ebola virus hands wash
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2014, 7:33 pm
Not sure it matters when you're eating taco bell.

Reception -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.

Life Lessons -

TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am

Rerunatunity -

TAGS: qualified experienced hands on kinda guy
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - March 26, 2014, 7:58 pm

I do love the Pointer Sisters
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:35 pm
he certainly is a striking fellow


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm b***s…only the dog nose for sure

Hand Signals -

TAGS: handsignals
Rating: 4.36/5

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Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:36 pm
**GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNN** 5Ls and a facepalm.


SOME PEOPLE SAY - Because of all the Morifakes I create, that I have too much time on my hands

TAGS: too much time on hands
Rating: 3.89/5

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NickDahlmier - June 1, 2016, 2:03 pm
Better than sittin' on a bar-stool, talkin' like a d*** fool 'cause you got the "12-o'clock News" blues! And givin'-up hope to the afternoon soaps & a bottle of cold-brew!
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:55 am
LOL, it has been fixed. Long day, tired and getting fuzzy.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:54 am
too less time to proofread your moRifakes... :P
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:26 am
It's all good..
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
LOL, thanks, it is my "Saturday" and I have been up about 24 hours so I tend to get a bit fuzzy right about now.
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:16 am
Much better :)



TAGS: dude dudette hands
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Demo33 - June 17, 2011, 5:35 pm
Hahahahaha if i could give your comment 5L's i would.
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
Great. Now my monitor is on the floor. Thanks a lot.
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
I love the motifake high-five; it's so warm...5/5
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 8:11 pm
your screen is to small!!!
ANON - September 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
my hand is too big!!!
RON - April 4, 2009, 1:56 am
lol...MWLF...guess people in Conn. need warning labels...my fault. Hope it doesn,t get bad like foot did...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 4, 2009, 12:34 am
AAAAHHHH!! I did it too hard, and now there's glass shards in my hand!
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:51 pm
Is it wrong if I'm already high-fiving the 5-L posters on-screen? Wrong or not, it's not healthy.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 7:13 pm
Dammit, that means I don't get a cut of the royalties. You've foiled me again! RON.
RON - April 2, 2009, 7:01 pm
LOL SEAN...just was thinking what a female dude would be...so many women on site now, one must be sensitive to them...or pay the price of minusdudeism religion...lol...bye.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:55 pm
And my apologies if you are also an independant coiner of that term. Bye.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:54 pm
I love it RON. I haven't googled "dudette" so until I do, I am claiming it as my neologism. (I know I didn't get it from anywhere else, but that doesn't mean I'm the first to use it.) Incidentally, my wife can tell you about another word: "jerkette".


LOOK MOM - no hands!

TAGS: no hands
Rating: 3.6/5

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lahliet - June 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
oh that pm was from me i needed milk for my cheerios
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:46 pm
You said that I have no soul. But, I'm one of those hopeful people, so maybe it was!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 5:19 pm
My soul mate sent me a PM today!!! It was you wasn't it Aggy?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 5:06 pm
We call your kind.... genius. Or, real... yeah, real, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 5:04 pm
Points are for sober people...I just judge others without a thought for common sense...
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
In an unhealthy, drink-to-forget sorta way, yes. Your point?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 4:41 pm
inc*** Zing!!!!!That's...uh....ummmmmm.....hilarious?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:31 pm
I fail to see why. I've ben done with it since we turned 19.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
That's no way to talk aboot your sister Aggy.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 3:57 pm
LOL! On the other hand, you can flip her over at will.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 3:51 pm
You guys are missing the point. How does she cup the balls? I see no potential for a "that time of the month" hand job..........might as well be a dude.
lahliet - June 5, 2010, 3:49 pm
yeah shes does those, your fingers in her sandwich
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
Finger sandwiches.
lahliet - June 5, 2010, 3:23 pm
depends what kind of sammich you want.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:11 am
But can she make a sammich?

IDEALLY IN YOUR PARENTS HANDS - In reality you will find the emptiness where their money once belonged.

STICKMEN - It’s only the simplest of discoveries that keeps them going.

TAGS: stickmen ms paint omg no hands
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Jam04

kristenloveschris - April 1, 2011, 8:56 am
Hahahaha that's epic!!!

HANDS UP - If you need to change your undies !!


TAGS: jazz rock jazzhands
Rating: 2.56/5

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omnia - December 5, 2009, 5:57 pm
i'm more of a metal fan. and it's a metal fist: the devilshorns, invented by dio
Ravyn Song - December 5, 2009, 1:42 pm
Maybe not, but there IS such a thing as a "rock fist".
omnia - December 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
there may not be such a thing as rock hands. but jazz-hands used by a guy seem g**
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:08 am
HaHa!!! Okay, okay... so I secretly enjoy watching BRING IT ON when it comes on TV. Did you have to remind me? LOL 5! Good stuff, man.

KICK-BUTT - If you are smoking cigarettes that are that big there is no kicking that habit.

TAGS: nicotine stains my hands p*** stains my mind
Rating: 2.55/5

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whatukno - June 21, 2010, 11:08 am
Those are the new Camel WIDE Wides!


TAGS: smile hands mouth
Rating: 2.42/5

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Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:25 am
I can't take that face at all !!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 1:14 pm
If I was a dentist, I would.

GARY BUSEY - The Chuck Norris of... C'mon there is only one Gary Busey.

HER SHINY - It's good to see something different in her hands !!

surgeons and snipers -

One world -

TAGS: peace harmony holding hands demon spawn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 30, 2014, 12:35 am
Hmmm, just dawns on me now...Thedge wasn't implying I was a virgin. Sorry for the confusion.
spacedog - November 2, 2014, 10:12 am
No kidding...He's about three decades too late. That spaceship has blasted off.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:18 am
Chocolate pants... am gonna present that idea to Richard Branson, probably considering a more viable option than Virgin Space by now.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:02 am
Still, the Swiss make the best chocolate clocks, not sure about chocolate pants. Thanks for the comment.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
ok, the lefty demons... why do the Swiss always get off the hook? Yeah, chocolate. But, leather pants thing cancels out chocolate.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:34 pm

Devilsh -

It's not a Toupe -

TAGS: trump toupe hands hair
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - August 27, 2015, 11:33 pm
LOL! Well played, Mr. Trump, well played! 5 LOL lions, CaptM

Wishes -

TAGS: wish first handsome
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bandit5906 - October 26, 2015, 11:56 pm
I thought that was his name?
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:32 pm
Is no one going to suggest that he bend over?
mizzdizz - October 26, 2015, 7:59 am
Do I REALLY have to EXPLAIN my second wish? Thanks for the major h**ness to go with my morning joe, Ashy! 5 happily droooooling lions!!!!